Jokes / Blonde

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Two Brain Cells ->

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant... [ca造 ->]

Typewriter To Doctor ->

Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? A: She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.... [ca造 ->]

Unmarried In BMW ->

Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee.... [ca造 ->]

Wash Hair In Sink ->

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!... [ca造 ->]

Wet Shift ->

How do you know when a blonde drove your car? The gear shift is wet!!... [ca造 ->]

What do ya call... ->

What do you call a blonde in a freezer? A frosted Flake!... [ca造 ->]

Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners? ->

Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them.... [ca造 ->]

Window Seat ->

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A1: She'd just dyed her hair. A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.... [ca造 ->]

Yet another blonde joke... ->

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a torch in her ear!... [ca造 ->]

YMCA ->

What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign?? LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!!!!... [ca造 ->]

Zebra ->

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: Spot.... [ca造 ->]

Zit? ->

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt? A: A brain tumor.... [ca造 ->]