Jokes / Blonde
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4 Blonde quickies... ->
How do you know a blonde's been at your computer? The joystick's wet. How else do you know a blonde's been at your computer? There's white out on the screen. How do you know she's been back? There's writing on the white out. What do a tu... [ca造 ->]
Blonde Quickies ->
How do you get a blond out of a tree? Wave How do you drowen a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottem of the toliet and tell her to sniff. What is the diference between a blond and a misqueto? A mosquito knows when to stop su... [ca造 ->]
Blonde quickies 1-20 ->
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair ... [ca造 ->]
Blonde quickies 101-120 ->
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. 102. Q: How do blondes get pregnant? A: And you thought blondes were dumb. 103. Q: What will she ask you? A: "Is it mine?" 104. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fa... [ca造 ->]
Blonde quickies 121-140 ->
121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody has been in a limo. 122. Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies? A: One's a bunch a cunning runts ... 123 Q: What'... [ca造 ->]
Blonde quickies 141-160 ->
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool. 142. Q: Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU? A: Too many blondes were drowning. 143. Q: Why do blonds have square ... [ca造 ->]
Blonde quickies 161-180 ->
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper 162. Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts? A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor. 163. Q: Why do blonde... [ca造 ->]
Blonde quickies 181-200 ->
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager. 182. Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree. 183. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wav... [ca造 ->]
Blonde quickies 201-220 ->
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A blond electrician 202. Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A1: So brunettes can remember them. A2: Because blonds are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit. 203. Q: Why wasn... [ca造 ->]
Blonde quickies 21-40 ->
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen. Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? A: There's writing on the white-out. Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes myster... [ca造 ->]
Blonde quickies 221-230 ->
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do... 222. Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on here. 22... [ca造 ->]
Blonde quickies 231-240 ->
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Blonde: Yes. Operator: The power in the h... [ca造 ->]
Blonde quickies 41-60 ->
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles. Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS... [ca造 ->]
Blonde quickies 61-80 ->
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A: Pack their lunch and send them to work. 62. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces themself. A2: Walks home. 63. Q: Why did the blonde h... [ca造 ->]
Blonde quickies 81-100 ->
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks. 82. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: 'Cause everybody gets a turn. 83. Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? ... [ca造 ->]