Jokes / Your Mamma
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Yo Momma JokesGalore! ->
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration was butt sweat. Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for days 'cause it says concentrate. Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Me... [ca造 ->]
You Mama's So Hairy... ->
- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. - Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her. - Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a head lock. - Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia p... [ca造 ->]
You Mama's So Ugly... ->
- Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals" - Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!" - Yo Mama's so ugly, they pus... [ca造 ->]
Mamma's got back ->
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!... [ca造 ->]
Phone Sex With Yo Moms ->
Yo mamma's so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got an ear infection!... [ca造 ->]
Pool table ->
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls.... [ca造 ->]
Sheep ->
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!... [ca造 ->]
Yo Mama Genesis ->
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said "Let there be light" he immediately said to her "Get your fat ass out of the way."... [ca造 ->]
Yo Momma so nasty ->
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya come back to complain she says - "For $10 what do ya expect, lobster?... [ca造 ->]
YO MOMMA'S So OLD... ->
Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!... [ca造 ->]
Your mama so stupid ->
Your mamma's so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!... [ca造 ->]
Your Momma is so ugly ->
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.... [ca造 ->]
Your Momma is... ->
Yo momma is so fat, she uses a roll of Bounty and a rope for a tampon... [ca造 ->]
Your momma is... ->
Your momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!... [ca造 ->]
60 mintues ->
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!... [ca造 ->]