Jokes / Animals
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Dog Named Mypenis ->
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc? The next time you get a dog, name it: Mypenis Why, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation! -I did do my homework but ... [ca造 ->]
Elephant Jokes Eight ->
Q: Why do elephants have trunks? A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments. Q: What do you do when you come across an elephant? A: Wipe it off! Q: Have you heard about Hannibal crossing the Alps with elephants? A: None of the ... [ca造 ->]
Elephant Riddles Seven ->
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts? A: They're all on the same team. Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed with you? A: She has a big 'E' on her pajama jacket pocket. Q... [ca造 ->]
The little puppy ->
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails on a railroad track. He fell asleep,and while he was sleeping his tail ended up on the rail, and by that time a train came along and cut off his tail,he look around to see what ha... [ca造 ->]
Bzzzzz!! ->
What does a bee do with it's stinger before he goes to bed??? He put's it in his honey!!... [ca造 ->]
Chicken and the Egg ->
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up, smoking a cigarette, and says "Well, I guess that answers THAT question!!!"... [ca造 ->]
Crossed ->
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together? A:> A MegasaurASS... [ca造 ->]
Crossing ->
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road? Answer: Because it was stuck in the Chicken's ass!... [ca造 ->]
Dinosaurs ->
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss ! Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !... [ca造 ->]
FROG ->
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog? You know what...we DO taste like chicken!... [ca造 ->]
Have you Ever... ->
Have you ever smelled mothballs???? I was just wondering how you would get their little legs open!!!!... [ca造 ->]
Lesbian Frogs ->
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!... [ca造 ->]
Lonely Cow in Field ->
Q: What do you call a cow in the middle of a field spanking his monkey? A: Beef Stroganoff... [ca造 ->]
Mice in a lightbulb? ->
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two...but I don't know how they'd get in there!... [ca造 ->]
Ms. Piggy Counts ->
Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69!... [ca造 ->]