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Blonde On Either Side ->
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter.... [ca造 ->]
Sex drive is too high ->
A feeble old man is in his doctor's office having a check-up. The doctor finishes the check-up says to the man, "So, you seem in fine health. Any problems?" "Yes, Doc," the old man slowly responded. "My sex drive is too high and I need it lowered.... [ca造 ->]
MasterCard for Men ->
You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial targeted just for men: (No offense ladies - just enjoy it for what it's worth) Cover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: 23.00 Table dance: ... [ca造 ->]
Products we could do without! ->
Fingernail Clippers: That's why we have teeth. Makeup That is Tattooed on: You might love that green eyeliner now, but what about when you're fifty? Colored Elastics For Braces: As if the braces didn't make your mouth stand out enough. In... [ca造 ->]
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House ->
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House, Al Gore was eyeing Hillary, peering into her blouse. The Secret Service were guarding the premises with care, for a whole host of Democrats were vacationing there. As Chelsea was n... [ca造 ->]
Read the label first! ->
Some actual product warning labels: On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. (duh!) On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO... [ca造 ->]
Can You See? ->
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night? Joe: During the day of course. Bob: Wrong! During the day you can only see the sun but at night you can see the stars.... [ca造 ->]
Drunk Cheerleader ->
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super Bowl and how hard it was to get any sleep the night before the big game. "I was awakened at one, two and four in the morning by a drunk cheerleader banging on the door... [ca造 ->]
What A Party! ->
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?" "As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss," replied the wife. "Piss on him," answered ... [ca造 ->]
A REALLY Bad Day - True Story! ->
A REALLY Bad Day So you think you're having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspaper: A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcyc... [ca造 ->]
Put-Downs Galore! ->
Some good put-downs...ya' never know when you'll need one! I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed person. Are your parents cousins? Your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not but... [ca造 ->]
Blind Herbie ->
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told him that the next day was a very special one. If he prayed extra hard, he'd be able to see when he woke up in the morning. The next morning she came into Herbie's room t... [ca造 ->]
Ladies Track ->
What's the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee's? The pigmee's are a bunch of cunning runts.... [ca造 ->]
Legs ->
What does the left leg of a blonde say to her right leg? Nothing they have never met.... [ca造 ->]
Sunbathing ->
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror one day. The picture was perfectly toned and buffed except for the lack of a tan. So, he flew to California for the weekend to get a tan. Back in his luxuriou... [ca造 ->]