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Indiana and Blonde Difference ->
Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.... [ca造 ->]
One-legged girl... ->
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen! ... [ca造 ->]
Real Statements Car Owners Make ->
The Statements Car Owners are Really Making Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars Acura NSX - I am impotent Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires Buick Park Av... [ca造 ->]
More Your Mommas ->
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in! Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley! Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway! Your Momma so dumb, she ... [ca造 ->]
Clinton Bridge ->
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They're both upset Clinton finished first. They called off the investigation of President Clinton due to a lack of evidence. Turns out he didn't tell her to lie, he told her to kneel. How will Clint... [ca造 ->]
Wedding Pictures ->
You know you're a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.... [ca造 ->]
Short Lawyer Jokes IV ->
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets. A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here? "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man. "Give me a ... [ca造 ->]
They Are Having Sex ->
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. The boy began his commentar... [ca造 ->]
Quick Ones! ->
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? - 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? - 45 minutes Life stinks- I lent a guy ten grand to get plastic surgery, and now I don't know what he looks like! What is i... [ca造 ->]
Reasoning Test ->
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test. The doctor says to the first gal, "What is three times three?" "297," was her prompt reply. "Ummm humm," says the doc. The doctor says to the second lady, "It's your turn... [ca造 ->]
FDA warnings! ->
The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as: 13. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 12. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a... [ca造 ->]
To Drown ->
Q: How do you drown a blonde? A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2: Don't tell her to swallow. A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.... [ca造 ->]
Ho-down! ->
Why do black men not go square dancing? Every time some one yells "hoe down", they turn to see if their sister got shot!... [ca造 ->]
Shiny New Motorcycle ->
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. "Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first. The second engineer replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterda... [ca造 ->]
Translating Menspeak ->
When He Says - He Really Means ------------ - ---------------- Do you have the time? - to go to bed Hello - Let's cut the talk and go have sex. How are you? - in bed, I mean. I'd like a discreet relationship. - I want sex, but I'm married.... [ca造 ->]